Imagine how it would look if the Orion nebula is only four light years away - the distance the nearest star is to us, instead of 1,300 light years. It would be so bright that we wouldn’t be aware of the dark sky. We wouldn’t see other stars. The whole world would be the Orion nebula and the sun.
I would be nocturnal dude
omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category
you got poland lookin nice
Namibia workin it
Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect
Haiti fuckin rockin it
Great Britain got damn
Switzerland hell yeah
we had to be a fucking transformer
is this real life
reblogging this again just to add
canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me
but did you guys see this:
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
best parenting moment ever
The Fosters. Awesome show.
I really need to catch up on this show.
help me, i am trapped
in a haiku factory
save me, before they
THIS IS A PUPPY IT’S NOT EVEN A FULL-GROWN DOG AND IT UNDERSTANDS “NO” IT IS NOT EVEN A YEAR OLD AND YOU’RE TELLING ME TEENAGE BOYS AND MEN CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF “NO.” THAT IS BULLSHIT.
guess we can’t be calling men dogs as an insult anymore
It’s such a strange thing to wrap your head around - getting hate for believing in a love story.
She’s a mirror… It’s a condition that sometimes occurs with identical twins. Kind of a ying yang sort of thing.
#RIPS MY OWN HEART OUT#BREAKS INTO ALISON’S CRAFT ROOM CLUTCHING HEART AND BLEEDING PROFUSELY AND ALSO SCREAMING#JUST SLAMS THROUGH THE DOOR LIKE A KOOL-AID MAN OF PAIN#OH NOOOOOOOO#GRABS THE GLITTER CONTAINER#EATS THE GLITTER JUST EATS THE GLITTER#SHOVES MY HEART DOWN MY THROAT#FALLS DOWN AND BEGINS TO CONVULSE#MY HEART POPS NEATLY OUT OF THE HOLE WHERE IT WAS BEFORE#COVERED IN GLITTER#STILL SCREAMING I GRAB RIBBON AND STREAM IT UP#’HOW FESTIVE’ I SHRIEK HYSTERICALLY WHILE SOBBING#I FAll over and lie there#slowly i begin to drown in my own tears#my heart hangs shiny and beautiful overhead#amazing#cause of death: sestras#orphan black#i hhhhHHHHHHH HH H HHHAT E THE E T E EL E V ISISION S HOW O RPAH NA BCLK
Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.
Movies That Can Be Described With The Same Sentence
TWO GUYS GO ON A MOUNTAIN AND DESTROY A RING
I promise to love you:
at 6am when you’re waking to go to work, to school, or whatever road life takes you on, and when you didn’t sleep well, your hair is a mess, and your eyes are sleepy.
at 8am when we say goodbye for the day and you’re rushing out the door with a cup of tea and your car keys in the other hand.
at 5pm when you’re exhausted from the day and people have worn you out and you feel like crying, and falling asleep and escaping from everything. I will kiss your forehead, and wrap myself in your arms.
at 10pm when you’re heading to bed, even though you won’t sleep for hours. Especially when we become a human knot wrapped up in sheets and kisses.
at 3am when loneliness and sadness do not destroy you, but consume you and when you weep without an explanation, I’ll kiss your lips softly and tell you you’re the absolute best and that things will be better soon
I will love you when you grow old, and I will love you after that. I will love you if I’m no longer here. I will love you, I will love you, and I will love you.
black dress black undies black soul
Regina Mills probably
CLONE CLUB SALUTE TO THE EMMYS
Loving that this is still doing the rounds :)
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