I guess if you’ve managed to familiarize yourself with your e-reader but not YouPorn, well-written erotica, or your own body, congratulations on “finding” Fifty Shades of Grey … but also for going one more day without stumbling into a zoo enclosure. Up top.
This review of the “soccer mom” porn, or whatever they’re calling it, Fifty Shades of Grey, is hilarious.
I really liked this part too:
I’m not even going to condemn it because I’ve seen better storytelling in an evening news segment about a raccoon who got a peanut butter jar stuck on his head in a Wendy’s parking lot. What I do take issue with is that an author is making money off of people who are too technologically illiterate to find GOOD porn out there and are getting stuck with this nonsense instead because it’s the one part of Computers they can’t just ask a nephew about.
I just laughed quite hard.
Ellen reads “50 Shades of Grey” [x]
Gilbert Gottfried reads Fifty Shades of Grey
This is hilarious omfg
I A<M LITERALLY SCREAMING HOLY SHIT
IM FUCKING DEAD
I feel like this is something I need to watch when I get home.
Oh. My. God! The feelings I am getting. I would buy this in a heartbeat.
oh god fifty shades of grey is truly as awful as it sounds
this is SO BAD
Are you fucking kidding me??
WOW, this really is just like poorly written fanfiction!
ENTRANCE OF MY SEX
What. The. Fuck.
“as he rips through my virginity”
#is your virginity a paper towel
Should’ve used Bounty
That is the worst excuse for killing a tree I’ve ever seen.
#I love how scandalized this is #’he’s going to kiss me there! that’s right! there! on my nether regions! oh reader this is so shocking I bet you’ve read nothing like this in your entire life, the very idea of a man kissing a woman there?! well it just does not compute, isn’t this just the hottest thing you’ve ever read?!’ #and various teens and housewives who haven’t read anything else are like ‘Oh god yes! this is the filthiest thing I have ever read in my entire life oh my god this is so hot jesus christ fanning myself’ #meanwhile the internet fandoms are like ‘lol I read better written and filthier PG fanfic than this back in the first week of merlin fandom and that was a rough old time’