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1st July 2012

Quote reblogged from Champion of Procrastination with 950 notes

I guess if you’ve managed to familiarize yourself with your e-reader but not YouPorn, well-written erotica, or your own body, congratulations on “finding” Fifty Shades of Grey … but also for going one more day without stumbling into a zoo enclosure. Up top.

This review of the “soccer mom” porn, or whatever they’re calling it, Fifty Shades of Grey, is hilarious.

h/t romanceclub

(via bricksandmortarandchewinggum)

I really liked this part too:

I’m not even going to condemn it because I’ve seen better storytelling in an evening news segment about a raccoon who got a peanut butter jar stuck on his head in a Wendy’s parking lot. What I do take issue with is that an author is making money off of people who are too technologically illiterate to find GOOD porn out there and are getting stuck with this nonsense instead because it’s the one part of Computers they can’t just ask a nephew about.

(via somerset)

I just laughed quite hard.

(via loveyourchaos)

Tagged: 50 Shades of Grey

Source: bricksandmortarandchewinggum

17th June 2012

Photoset reblogged from Shall We Join The Ladies with 13,399 notes

ronfuckinswanson:

Ellen reads “50 Shades of Grey” [x]

Tagged: Ellen50 Shades of Grey

Source: latinoheatmccall

13th June 2012

Video reblogged from Shall We Join The Ladies with 25,135 notes

metalimagerykinetics:

drtanner:

hainabstolemypants:

toastradamus:

weeaboo-chan:

laughingalonewithklingon:

acelebritysbodypart:

alilyinhighgarden:

Gilbert Gottfried reads Fifty Shades of Grey

This is hilarious omfg

I A<M LITERALLY SCREAMING HOLY  SHIT

hyoly FUKC

IM FUCKING DEAD

I feel like this is something I need to watch when I get home.


Oh. My. God! The feelings I am getting. I would buy this in a heartbeat.

Tagged: Holy shit!50 Shades of Grey

Source: holycityfangirl

11th June 2012

Photo reblogged from Just Another Fangirl with 15,808 notes

gainesm:

drunkandfreaky:

gracefullyclumsy:

danadelany:

madame-airlock:

cherrymonsters:

bettywithlove:

leepbc14:

holymotherofrowling:

oh god fifty shades of grey is truly as awful as it sounds
this is SO BAD

Are you fucking kidding me??
ACCLIMATIZE????????

WOW, this really is just like poorly written fanfiction!

ENTRANCE OF MY SEX

What. The. Fuck.

“as he rips through my virginity”

#is your virginity a paper towel

Should’ve used Bounty

That is the worst excuse for killing a tree I’ve ever seen. 

gainesm:

drunkandfreaky:

gracefullyclumsy:

danadelany:

madame-airlock:

cherrymonsters:

bettywithlove:

leepbc14:

holymotherofrowling:

oh god fifty shades of grey is truly as awful as it sounds

this is SO BAD

Are you fucking kidding me??

ACCLIMATIZE????????

WOW, this really is just like poorly written fanfiction!

ENTRANCE OF MY SEX

What. The. Fuck.

“as he rips through my virginity”

#is your virginity a paper towel

Should’ve used Bounty

That is the worst excuse for killing a tree I’ve ever seen. 

Tagged: 50 Shades of GreyWho even likes this shitare people that desperate for porn that they are considering this to be GOOD Porn?

Source: peechingtonmariejust

10th June 2012

Photo reblogged from Hell in high heels with 21,225 notes

wholove:

struckbycarsondreams:

bubblegumbea:

#50 shades of why



#I love how scandalized this is #’he’s going to kiss me there! that’s right! there! on my nether regions! oh reader this is so shocking I bet you’ve read nothing like this in your entire life, the very idea of a man kissing a woman there?! well it just does not compute, isn’t this just the hottest thing you’ve ever read?!’ #and various teens and housewives who haven’t read anything else are like ‘Oh god yes! this is the filthiest thing I have ever read in my entire life oh my god this is so hot jesus christ fanning myself’ #meanwhile the internet fandoms are like ‘lol I read better written and filthier PG fanfic than this back in the first week of merlin fandom and that was a rough old time’

wholove:

struckbycarsondreams:

bubblegumbea:

#50 shades of why

#I love how scandalized this is #’he’s going to kiss me there! that’s right! there! on my nether regions! oh reader this is so shocking I bet you’ve read nothing like this in your entire life, the very idea of a man kissing a woman there?! well it just does not compute, isn’t this just the hottest thing you’ve ever read?!’ #and various teens and housewives who haven’t read anything else are like ‘Oh god yes! this is the filthiest thing I have ever read in my entire life oh my god this is so hot jesus christ fanning myself’ #meanwhile the internet fandoms are like ‘lol I read better written and filthier PG fanfic than this back in the first week of merlin fandom and that was a rough old time’

Tagged: 50 shades of greymen need to start going down on their women more often because it should not be that big a deal

Source: vicewithavice-archive


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