I have a thing for women, femslash, animals, and food.

I write fics for people so go ahead and ask for something.
Ships include
Doccubus, CopDoc, Xena/Gabrielle, MirAndy,J/&, JJ/Emily, Paily, Bering and Wells, Kate/Magnus, and others.
If it's not on the list let me know anyway and I'll still work something out for you.

17th June 2014

Photoset reblogged from I Need the Food So That I Can Swan Queen with 2,165 notes

orphan is the new black pt. 3 

Tagged: orphan is the new blackbecause of reasons

Source: clonesbians

29th January 2013

Photo reblogged from Random *hit. with 381 notes

jigglypants:

writtensword:

“Details of your incompetence do not interest me.”

:D :D

jigglypants:

writtensword:

“Details of your incompetence do not interest me.”

:D :D

Tagged: I laughed really loud at thisbecause of reasons

Source: flickr.com

20th January 2013

Photo reblogged from I Need the Food So That I Can Swan Queen with 177 notes

swanqueen-morrilla:

gayforlananayandshay:


“How about get me out and let me touch your boobs”

swanqueen-morrilla:

gayforlananayandshay:

“How about get me out and let me touch your boobs”

image

Tagged: yesboobsbecause of reasons

Source: gayforlananayandshay

9th January 2013

Photoset reblogged from ;bad girl shenanigans with 808 notes

Tagged: Oh pleaseI need more Lindsey Shaw in my lifebecause of reasons

Source: pipeschapman

28th October 2012

Photo reblogged from Shall We Join The Ladies with 16 notes

r0undofapplause:

http://swag-0verload.tumblr.com/

Michelle, how FABULOUS do I look in this scarf?

r0undofapplause:

http://swag-0verload.tumblr.com/

Michelle, how FABULOUS do I look in this scarf?

Tagged: Obamabecause of reasons

Source: r0undofapplause

2nd October 2012

Photoset reblogged from I Need the Food So That I Can Swan Queen with 247,281 notes

because you can’t not reblog your president silently jamming out

Tagged: Obamabecause of reasons

Source: liekeblogger

25th September 2012

Photoset reblogged from I Need the Food So That I Can Swan Queen with 27,872 notes

laughingsquid:

Obama Riding a Mighty Lion Wielding a Crossbow & Light Saber by Jason Heuser

Tagged: Obamabecause of reasonsYES!

Source: justinrampage

5th August 2012

Photo reblogged from Shall We Join The Ladies with 3,084 notes

Tagged: Karen Walkerbecause of reasons

Source: aspoonfullofstuff

12th June 2012

Photo reblogged from I Need the Food So That I Can Swan Queen with 17 notes

erinmar13:

xenainnuendoisland:

Wasn’t aware that Xena was science-fiction, but what the heck! Gotta love Fry! 

fantasy gets lumped in with sci fi. either that or the joke is that fry listed a non sci fi chick. or…they just ran out of bad ass actual sci fi chicks to use as examples. or the writers just know how awesome xena is(i’m going with that one).

erinmar13:

xenainnuendoisland:

Wasn’t aware that Xena was science-fiction, but what the heck! Gotta love Fry! 

fantasy gets lumped in with sci fi. either that or the joke is that fry listed a non sci fi chick. or…they just ran out of bad ass actual sci fi chicks to use as examples. or the writers just know how awesome xena is(i’m going with that one).

Tagged: Xenabecause of reasons

Source: xenainnuendoisland

10th June 2012

Photo reblogged from Hell in high heels with 1,882 notes

thecsph:

lacigreen:

butchrag:

spicy rack.

the ultimate kitchen accessory

Home Improvement, sexy style!

thecsph:

lacigreen:

butchrag:

spicy rack.

the ultimate kitchen accessory

Home Improvement, sexy style!

Tagged: spice rackbecause of reasons

Source: bobtitsbitch

10th June 2012

Photoset reblogged from I Need the Food So That I Can Swan Queen with 13,331 notes

tyleroakley:

One GPOY to rule them all.

Tagged: Kathy Griffinbecause of reasons

Source: snarkchick

6th June 2012

Photo reblogged from browncoats with 263 notes

ilovecharts:

Official Joss Whedon Heroclix

ilovecharts:

Official Joss Whedon Heroclix

Tagged: Joss Whedonbecause of reasons

Source: superpunch.blogspot.com

3rd June 2012

Photoset reblogged from Just Another Fangirl with 92 notes

gainesm:

I can think of better orifices for those fingers.

Tagged: Jaime Murrayfingersbecause of reasonsI need knew panties now

Source: helenastacie

29th May 2012

Photo reblogged from I Need the Food So That I Can Swan Queen with 97 notes

Tagged: Maggie SmithI love herbecause of reasons

Source: dontbesodroopy

27th May 2012

Photoset reblogged from Champion of Procrastination with 357 notes

angievonasgard:

Amanda Tapping on Get Cooking With the Stars (preview)
(A.k.a. Congratulations on your face, woman.) 

Tagged: Amanda Tappingbecause of reasons

Source: angievonasgard


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